John McCain will make pigs fly

So Time Magazine is publishing contributions by Obama and McCain in their own words about various issues, this week Afghanistan.

Of course, John McCain uses his ink to pretend that he takes Afghanistan seriously.  But the most notable sentences are the last:

I will not bluster, and I will not make idle threats. But when I am Commander in Chief, there will be nowhere the terrorists can run and nowhere they can hide.

Seriously, he juxtaposed these two sentences.  He really did!

Ok, let's think about this for a second...John McCain is saying that if he is president, there will be no place where terrorists can run and no where that they can hide.  

Yup, nowhere.  There won't be any caves, any spider holes, any secret desert training camps.  They'll all be gone!  Like that.  Poof.  Buh-bye.

If you think that maybe it is a tad unrealistic that John McCain will create a world in which there is no single corner in which a terrorist can hide, don't be a surrender monkey....John McCain just told us he doesn't bluster nor make idle threats.  And since the media tells us he is such a principled truth teller, then we have to take him at his word. ..President John McCain will be omnipotent.

John McCain is such a maverick...after all, he's bucking the conventional wisdom that you shouldn't say you don't do something (like making idle threats and blustering) and then go on to do it.  

Let the straight talk express roll on!